Maurice's wine.

So... it looks like Maurice has remembered about his vineyard in Italy again. And Agliè's been helping him out with rescuing what they could of the vintage.

So... Maurice'd have to be pretty grateful for that, eh? Helping out around the winery where he could, eh?

Uh... NO. He got bored and ran off to Rome. And so, Agliè ran off too. For once, can't blame him.

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

Provence or Burgundy?

So Maurice planned to go to Provence, and actually went to Burgundy? Typical of the so-called "geynius"... Nobody can get lost like him. Nobody.

Still, at least he ended up in the right country. Can't always manage that, eh? Oh boy, no. Even something as simple as that is a bit tricky for our mutual friend...

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

More flesh-eating kangaroos.

Oh deary deary me... Maurice had another run in with those Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos. They seem to like him, eh? Not sure exactly what it is that he's been thinking chased him. Not sure I believe these so-called Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos. Sounds a bit fishy, eh?

Oh boy. Bizarre things just seem to happen to this so-called "geynius".

Yours nuttily,
R.

Oh noes...

Oh noes. Just when you thought Maurice'd done us all a favour & stopped blogging: this.

Back to the nuclear bunker, eh, folks? What else is a squirrel to do?

Yours nuttily,
R.

Industrial espionage.

Oh, Maurice. Just visiting some vineyard's visitor centre/shop is not industrial espionage. Odin couldn't stop giggling when I told him this. Neither could I, truth be told.

What's a squirrel to do? Would love to tell him exactly where he's going wrong. But he never wants to hear, y'know? So won't both. Will just sit on the sidelines and snigger...

Yours,
R.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Welcome, Mycroft. Seriously.

Maurice is welcoming a new guest blogger. I write a post welcoming him:

Welcome, Mycroft. Seriously.

Right, now we have the lame puns out of the way... was glad to hear that Mycroft de Perfossor, Maurice's younger, more intelligent brother, will be posting "guest posts" on the weblog.

Oh boy. And I said Maurice had messed-up big time when he allowed ME to do this. Oh boy, oh boy. And now he's let Mycroft in on it, eh? Well, expect some interesting weblog posts coming up on the true genius of Maurice. Will be interesting reading....

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

UPDATE: Mycroft's first guest post

Coffee!

Oh dear, Maurice. Careful how much coffee you drink... And be careful with that tequila too.

Oh deary deary me. That so-called geynius can really mess up big time...

Yours squirrelishly,
Ratatoskr.