Oh deary deary me... Maurice had another run in with those Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos. They seem to like him, eh? Not sure exactly what it is that he's been thinking chased him. Not sure I believe these so-called Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos. Sounds a bit fishy, eh?
Oh boy. Bizarre things just seem to happen to this so-called "geynius".
Yours nuttily,
R.