Flesh-eating kangaroos.

Oh dear, Maurice. Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos? Really?

Or should I say - Oh dear, Loki. Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroos? Really? - as it was probably him. Probably.

Also, not surprised the police wanted to talk to him after he nicked that truck.

That Maurice, eh?

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

Maurice's car woes.

Oh dear, Maurice. What have you been doing?

I did leave your Maserati for you in the long-stay car park at Sydney airport. Really, really. It was there. Not sure why that so-called geynius couldn't find it, eh? No excuse for nicking that truck, Muarise, none whatsoever. That'll only end badly, just mark my words. Always does.

Have to give him full marks for landing the plane, though...

Yours nuttily,
R.S.

Fake templar.

Hah! Told you! The fake Templar just pushed them both in the moat...

But was it Loki? Would love to know. In any case, would have been funny to see. Oh boy, oh boy!

Yours squirrelishly,
R.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Maurice has mail!

Life with Maurice around is fun, eh? Even just opening his mail is exciting enough:

Your mail

3:17 PM (18 hours ago)
Ratatoskr Squirrel to Maurice

Hey Maurice,

Mail arrived for ya. Something from some Templar
Grand Master. Opened it, sorted it, forwarded 
it on. Lemme know if you get it, eh?

Ratatoskr.

--
Ratatoskr Squirrel
Yggdrasil, Norway
Email: ratatoskr.squirrel@gmail.com
Web: http://ratatosksquirrel.googlepages.com/


Maurice de Perfossor to me

show details 3:20 PM (18 hours ago)

THankyou my pa. I will let you know 
teh instant it Mjerése  recievinates. 
It like it much improtant sou nds like 
it is!!!

-- Maurice de Perfossor
Le plus grand génie

Email: maurice.deperfossor@hotmail.fr
Website: http://lemondedemaurice.blogspot.com/


> Date: Sat, 4 Jul 2009 15:17:51 +0100
> Subject: Your mail
> From: ratatoskr.squirrel@gmail.com
> To: maurice.deperfossor@hotmail.fr
- Show quoted text -

>
> Hey Maurice,
>
> Mail arrived for ya. Something from
> some Templar Grand Master. Opened
> it, sorted it, forwarded it on. Lemme
> know if you get it, eh?
>
> Ratatoskr.
>
> --
> Ratatoskr Squirrel
> Yggdrasil, Norway
> Email: ratatoskr.squirrel@gmail.com
> Web: http://ratatosksquirrel.googlepages.com/

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No idea what he thinks this mail from this so-called Templar Grand Master is. But can smell a fake like this miles off. Just like with Maurice! He's not a genius, sure as acorns are acorns. And that's something about with I'm VERY sure!!

Yours nuttily,

Ratatoskr.

-- FROM http://lemondedemaurice.blogspot.com/2009/07/maurice-has-mail.html

Maurice, what did I tell you about Saint-Germain?

Yeah, Saint-Germain betrayed him...

Couldn't see that one coming, eh?

Yours,
R.

Maurice's birthday party.

Ashamed to say, I went that genius's party. Oh boy, what an evening. An endurance.

But worth it. Was only in it for the Grange. And the food was pretty good too.

Good enough to make up for having to talk to that so-called "geynius"? Who knows...

Yours squirrelishly,
Ratatoskr.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Safe to read -- NOT from Maurice le genie!

I POSTED THIS ON HIS WOBLEG:

Well, seems like I'm taking Maurice's place -- sitting around in an airport, waiting for a 'plane. But fear not, "mes amis", Ratatoskr isn't planning to become another Maurice. Help no! I'm just en route to Australia, to catch up with Maurice for his birthday.

Well you may ask why's a squirrel so keen to get to the birthday of that so-called "geynius". Well, apparently he'll be opening some of his new old bottles of Penfolds Grange. Can't let it be wasted on someone like Maurice can we? Duty beckons. Once more unto the breach, etc, etc. Hope he has acorns too.

Also, won't be flying "Atterrissage Forcé, unlike that Maurice I actually fly with a REAL airline. Air New Zealand this time. Business class ain't too bad. Good enough for this immortal squirrel!!

Then back to Norway. Just hope he likes his new 2CV...

YOURS SQUIRRELISHLY,
R.