Maurice vs. Vampire.

Maurice. Toothbrushes. Vampires.

Yep, it don't get better than this.

He's always a barrel of laughs, that Maurice, eh?

Yours nuttily,
R.

M. le Comte 2....

Oh deary deary deary... assumed that Maurice meeting Saint-Germain was somehow tied up with Odin or Loki's plans. But it isn't. They had no idea he was in the area. Ha!

Hilarious, but just hope it doesn't put a spoke in the works for Odin & Co.

Yours nuttily,
R.

M. le Comte....

Oh boy. Maurice has a new friend. And of course it's that old rogue the Comte de Saint-Germain. Ran into him meself a while back. Some time around September. Yes, September 1731.

Oh gosh, what a rogue. Wouldn't trust him further than I could throw him. Which ain't far, given that I'm a squirrel and he's a human. Would warn Maurice, but he wouldn't listen.

Also, it'd spoil the fun...

Yours squirrelishly,
R.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - That Maurice fella. Heh.

Oh dear. That Chameleon's at it again...

Here's a post I wrote for Muarise:

Don't think that just because you've not heard from him, Ratatoskr's not been busy. No sir, I've been one busy little squirrel. Indeed I have. Been to Norway, then last week to Iceland and now in Australia for a week. Rained. Not fair. Not fun, fur got wet. But not to worry, never fear Ratatoskr doesn't let some rain stop him! No sir, had some messages to deliver but done that now. Now got time to rest & relax. Or at least race around looking for acorns and dodging Wagner.

But that Maurice character! Now he has a new iPhone he keeps wanting to ring Ratatoskr up. Phone keeps ringing, every ten minutes. All but two times its been that Maurice fella. Maybe should answer it some time. He might even have something important to say. That'd be a change, eh?

Still. More important stuff to worry about. Like acorns. And hazelnuts. And acorns. And peanuts. And acorns. Ooops, there goes the phone again. Just Maurice. Let's all just pretend I'm not here, eh?

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr Squirrel.

Chameleon.

Oh dear. That nasty chameleon that's been bothering Maurice has turned up again, and upset Maurice. The poor little rosebud. Teehee.

Oh dear, oh dear...

Seriously, though, not sure who this chameleon is or what he's up to. Will have to keep an eye out.

Yours nuttily,
R.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Snigger.

So Maurice has got himself lost again, eh? Typical. And he expects Ratatoskr to get him out of it again, eh? Typical, again. I'm busy. Odin wants me to deliver a parcel for him. It's important, can't let the All-Father down again eh? No, not gonna happen. Can't help. Sorry, want to, hands are tied etc.

In the mean time, might just sit back and snigger. Can someone pass the acorns?

Yours squirrelishly,
Ratatoskr.

http://lemondedemaurice.blogspot.com/2008/04/snigger.html

Helicopters.

Oh dear. Maurice has asked me to fly him around to various places for this so called "book singeing tour" of his. Not fun. Then, having to spend any time in the company of that so-called genius isn't fun. I'm in it for the acorns, though. Oh, and Odin told me to. Gotta obey old Grimnir, eh?

Will keep you updated on the horror as in unfolds, either here or on Maurice's weblog...

Yours squirrelishly,
Ratatoskr Squirrel.

Muarise

Odin's been on to me. Not happy the way things're goin' with Maurice. Not happy. And when Odin's not a happy camper, everyone knows it.

Shouldn't be either. All going his way so far. Should be Loki that's miffed.

Mind you, he is too. He's worse. Never one to hid his anger, that chap.

Oh boy, what's a squirrel to do?

Yours nuttily,
R.S.