Belize vs Belgium?

Honestly… who could confuse Belgium and Belize? Other than Maurice, I mean. Oh boy, that man is confusion personified. Chaos.

That’s meant to be Loki’s job. Sure Odin’s enjoying this.

Think it was Loki’s idea for Maurice to buy a plane. I mean, seriously, that could only end badly. No two ways about it. Not sure how he actually managed to get hold of the thing, given he doesn’t have a pilot’s licence of any sort. Nor a driver’s licence, for that matter. Good idea, though. Brillian idea. Gives Loki the chance to divert Maurice off in search of all sorts of rubbish.

Not sure he was expecting Maurice to crash it so quickly, though. Like, just over a month after buying it. Oh deary deary me… not sure how Maurice still has any money in his account, given how he throws it away… Hehe. Will have to ask Loki what he actually had planed for that plane, eh?

Yours nuttily,
R.

Maurice's university job.

Oh dear. So it turns out that if you don't turn up to work for over a year, you get sacked.

Even if you're a geynius.

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Maurice on Facebook

Oh no.

Maurice has started playing one of those restaurant games on Facebook(tm).

Stop it Maurice! Just stop it, please! You'll break Facebook -- either that, or damage the sanity of other users. More than normal that is.

This is why I don't use Facebook meself, eh?

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.

CROSS POST FROM MUARISE - Maurice featured in WI magazine?

Ello.

Found this whilst on business from Odin in Devon recently (don't ask. No, really, don't):

Taunton Bake Sale

Last month's fundraising bake-sale in Taunton went far better than expected, raising £1,700 for our charity of the month. In this we were ably assisted by members Patricia Fawltington, Elizabeth Mountbatten and Emily Hythe. We were also rendered invaluable assistance by world-renowned Australian pastry chef Maurice de Perfossor, who baked some of his inestimable macaroons. Though these proved a great temptation to those supervising the stall, we managed not to eat all of them and those that remained sold like hot cakes and no doubt helped us raise far more money for charity than expected. We will be holding another bake sale in Taunton in late April.

So, was this an excerpt from The West Country Templar's Bulletin? Eh? NO. It was from West Country Women's Institute Monthly Newsletter. Maurice, told you it was the WI you were infiltrating, not the Templars. Course, he wouldn't listen, eh? What changes? Would laugh if it wasn't so typical of the so-called "geynius".

Well, gotta dash. More soon.

Yours nuttily,
Ratatoskr.